loo-roll

Having children is #2

Always having three separate toilet rolls on the go at any given point in time:

1. The almost dry one that's usable, if you're careful.
2. The completely sodden roll that's drying on the radiator because your son has discovered the sink is the best play-thing in the whole house. And now he's strong enough to turn on the taps, no matter how tight they're twisted closed.
3. The new, pristine dry one up on the high shelf, that's only for visitors.