Fired

We're watching Gordon Ramsey's kitchen nightmare, which has become family TV viewing time. Some of the kitchen staff are not performing and have just been fired in the usual dramatic way of Gordon and US reality TV.

S (6 y/o): Mammy, if we started a restaurant, the first thing we'd do is fire Daddy.

Mammy: But we could get Daddy to do all the cooking.

S (after some brief consideration): Well, maybe he'd last one day before we fired him.

Good to know that my children have faith in me.