Exploding chickens

C (12 y/o, shouted without context at the kitchen table): "Don't explode my chickens! I need them!"

I think it's something to do with Minecraft, possibly?!?

Learn grammar

C (10 y/o): Go away and learn grammar!

Shouted to rebut some ludicrous and factually inaccurate aspersions his younger sister was attempting to cast in his direction. Solid come-back, boy-child ;-p

Granny

C (10 y/o): Do you think that Granny might be a man?

I just have no idea. None.